What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.
If you’re in college right now please be careful. Do not follow the patterns of these socially retarded kids. They’re the types to ask their crush for a napkin and then go home and write a fan-fic about it. Please don’t fall into the trap. If you ain’t hungry you won’t get fed. If you don’t go after what you want you won’t get shit.
The couple was arguing loudly in Victoria’s Secret and then the guy goes, “Nah, your pussy wasn’t all that anyway” before walking away. Wellllp.
"Speed is the essence of war. Take advantage of the enemy’s unpreparedness; travel by unexpected routes and strike him where he has taken no precautions."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War; Ch. IX, V. 29
"Cancel that bitch"
-Nino “little girl = shield” Brown