delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

hoodniggashit:

hahahahahhahahahah

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

justinbaeber7:

GOD

prettyboyshyflizzy:

so i met this girl in the train station i approach her, im using every line in the book she goes “im taken” im like oh word where you taken (taking) me? dinner a movie or both ?

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shes like that was cute, gave me the number, we talking for a few days shes like my…

cosbyykidd:

b r u h

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker, via ashprincessmidna)

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

(via seeyountx)

thefatgawd:

therealdjqualls:

humansofnewyork:

"I found him in the trash. I named him Shadow because he followed me everywhere."

This cat can talk?


 Still funny.

thefatgawd:

therealdjqualls:

humansofnewyork:

"I found him in the trash. I named him Shadow because he followed me everywhere."

This cat can talk?

Still funny.

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

(Source: fstw, via typac)

netscapeshawty:

they never had a chance

(Source: gangdamnstyle, via typac)

thefatgawd:

walkerflexasranger:

thehomiejazz:

titytwochainz:

How to get out of Child support. 

Shout out to nasty-galxxx for sending me this link.

Lmao

Wait

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. WHAT?

"I guess"

— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via reallymang)