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Woman: I have the pussy
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and so it begins




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Nice to see you too, dog.
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HELL NO LMFAO
Iâve reblogged this before , but damn ⌠could that dude consider that as an assault ? lolÂ
Son. Thatâs a whole fucking sheet cake. Do you know how heavy that shit is? He couldâve broken this Nâs neck at that angle. They had to have had some animosity beforehand. I mean dude in the suit put all this fucking might into that. With zero remorse. Dude in the Kobe jersey mustâve fucked his sister or something.
He laid that nigga out with a cake
LMFAO
that dude in the back with the white hat having the time of his life.Â
(Source: mattinreverse)
View Larger how much $20 will buy you in each country
20 dollar 8ths all day
damn they aint shit in japan lol
netherlands wesss hanneennnn
(Source: 666-grams)
This is the largest mass shooting in the United States where the shooters were still at large after the crime was committed. Think about that for a minute. From Columbine to Virginia Tech to Fort Hill to Aurora, all the shooters were either killed or apprehended on site. But the person or people responsible for shooting 19 Americans are still free.
So why am I allowed to go outside? Whereâs the city quarantine or FBI and Homeland Security presence for this act of âterrorismâ?
Because this is an act of domestic terrorism right? Just because the alleged shooter was wearing a white tee and jeans does that suddenly make the shooting a gang-related affair? And we all know how irrelevant gang-related shootings are in America. The Motherâs Day shooting is so irrelevant that politicians havenât even bothered to mention it to further their anti-gun agendas. If the shootings arenât even important enough for politicians to spin, then itâs truly reached a black hole of irrelevance.
Did I mention the shooter is still on the loose? I have? Just checking. Police have released photos and video of one of the suspects, but he is still at large.
Now take a moment and imagine a Motherâs Day Parade in the suburbs of Denver, a neighborhood in Edina or a plaza in Austin where bullets rain down on civilians and even hit children. I canât help but imagine the around-the-clock news coverage. And I canât help but think itâs because most of America can identify with the fear of being bombarded with gunfire while just enjoying a parade in the middle of town. But America canât identify with being at a parade in the âinner cityâ where âgang violenceâ erupts. The âoh my God, that could happen to meâ factor isnât present with a story about New Orleans or the Chicago southside.
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