See a cute woman? Let her be she may think you tryna jump her.
See a woman leave her purse? Leave that shit right there, mess around and get accused of theft.
Poor girl on fire? Turn up ya music and keep stepping, you put her out and she’ll sue you for defamation of character because you assumed she couldn’t save herself, you patriarchal pig.
Save our women, just don’t fucking say shit to them ever, in ever.
Anonymous asked: Me and my chick got in a fight last weekend. My favorite food is chili and cornbread and she says to make it up to me she'd make me some from a homemade recipe. She made me some and it was good but when I looked in the trash... there's fuckin hornels cans and a Jiffy box. What do i do
Shut the fuck up and enjoy the meal.
car reflections forever making niggas look ugly as fuck bruh you walk down the street you look at a car window and you start questionin your entire existence