hervacationh0me:
woodmeat:

that friend that ask where the bitches at n when the bitches come thru he dead quiet

woodmeat:

that friend that ask where the bitches at n when the bitches come thru he dead quiet

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diorpaint:

When you see Lil B and think you might have seen ” The BasedGod” - Lil B

diorpaint:

When you see Lil B and think you might have seen ” The BasedGod” - Lil B

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hervacationh0me:

vinebox:

youngpreciosa:

cyberbae:

Stop

this is the last straw

lmao

accurate

hervacationh0me:

vinebox:

youngpreciosa:

cyberbae:

Stop

this is the last straw

lmao

accurate

(Source: shejla24)

sosa-parks:

sosa-parks:

sosa-parks:

sosa-parks:

sosa-parks:

sosa-parks:

A male’s circle of friends is a carefully selected roster. Each male plays a key role in their escapades

1st you got the friend wit da hoes

This nigga literally has all da hoes. Where ever he is they flock. His phone always jumpin….Dis nigga make one call da…

3d you got da cool nigga

He literally be koolin it. He’ll turn up, or he could just chill and hoop. Bro ass usually da level headed one

4th you got da wifed up nigga

Dis nigga can only hang once a decade. He always cakin on da phone wen y’all out. Always in da house by 12”
Becuz he wifed tho, he does have access to his girls friends and can bring them around if necessary..think about it

5th u got da funny nigga

Bro ass a fool. Always jokin. He is KEY to have wen da hoes around. He gon make sure everybody havin a good time

6th u got da ugly nigga

Dis nigga been yo homie since diapers. He cool, funny, down to ride, he just ugly af. But youd neva get rid of him”bDis also da nigga who gon “take 1 for da team” possibly da realest nigga in da group if you ask me

sosa-parks:

my mama ever take my girl side in an argument ima slander her food at thanksgiving

raianxionsin:

raianxionsin:

Take my advice, date someone who liked Digimon better than Pokemon as a kid.

Digimon was all about having one great partner was versatile and was with you until the very end.

Pokemon was all about “I’mma get all the bitches and Flex better than anybody.”

When you wonder why ya nigga cheat stop and ask yourself.

Like ya’ll think I’m playing,

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But I’m 3000% dead ass

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we all got that one auntie that sound like katt williams

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validx2:

Ride my face on commercial breaks 

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Anonymous said: Nigger

darvinasafo:

No it’s spelled Negus.

Negus. “King,” “Ruler” or “Emperor”

Now you know.

hastobeseen:

First thing they’ll say is “Why is this crazy lady being so aggressive…” 
GTFOH

hastobeseen:

First thing they’ll say is “Why is this crazy lady being so aggressive…”
GTFOH

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"I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time."

— Unknown (via dopatonin)

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